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Offline Nolan

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Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« on: August 30, 2007, 08:05:09 pm »
When posting jokes, please remember that the site is a family site, so keep the jokes clean.

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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2008, 02:03:09 am »
Just a reminder... ;)
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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 07:43:38 am »
anders kry ons skaam  ....  :blush:



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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 08:48:21 am »
bumping this up to the top again for a reminder

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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2008, 02:29:47 pm »
Let's stir a bit =   >:D

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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2010, 12:17:01 am »
Hope this doesn't offend anyone, tried to clean up a bit. this is one my wife sent me this morning, thought the local Saffers might enjoy.
 
A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous b...h, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
 
Couldn't seem to include the pic, but the message is pretty much there. :angel:


 
 
 


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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2010, 07:37:12 pm »
  :2funny:  :2funny:  :2funny: Brilliant!!!
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Offline JAMOMA

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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2010, 07:47:51 pm »
 :2funny: :2funny:



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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2010, 03:35:39 am »
My Eldest son's contribution today, from SA. :angel:
An Indian Woman walked into a police station in Mumbai where the desk sergeant asked if he could help her.
“Yes” she said, “I want to report a case of sexual assault”.   
“Where did it happen?” the sergeant asked.   
“In the park down the road” she replied.
“Can you describe what happened?”
“Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park when a man jumped out of
the  bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped
his pants to his knees and had his way with me”.
“Could you give me a description of him?”
“Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he
had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on
each leg”.
"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman”, said the
sergeant.
“Yes”, said the lady, “I think it was the South African Cricket Captain”.
“That's very observant”, said the sergeant, “You worked that out from his
accent?”
“No”, she replied. “I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long”. :smiley6600:

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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2010, 06:04:42 am »
 :2funny:  :2funny:  :2funny:  Absolutely Brilliant!!!  :2funny:  :2funny:  :2funny:
Enjoy, SAKB
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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2010, 11:28:25 am »
 :2funny: :2funny: This is SO good  :2funny: :2funny:


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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2010, 12:04:15 pm »
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: excellent !!!

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Offline alwyn

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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2010, 01:24:32 pm »
We should have a health disclaimer to these jokes.

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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2010, 09:54:05 pm »
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
I laughed so hard people in the office came to see what was going on.   :angel:



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Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2010, 10:15:53 pm »
I needed this laugh today .   :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: