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Making Friends => Laugh a Minute => Topic started by: Nolan on August 30, 2007, 08:05:09 pm

Title: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: Nolan on August 30, 2007, 08:05:09 pm
When posting jokes, please remember that the site is a family site, so keep the jokes clean.
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: zatexnz on February 20, 2008, 02:03:09 am
Just a reminder... ;)
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: Didi77 on February 20, 2008, 07:43:38 am
anders kry ons skaam  ....  :blush:
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: Nolan on July 17, 2008, 08:48:21 am
bumping this up to the top again for a reminder
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: johanpet1 on July 23, 2008, 02:29:47 pm
Let's stir a bit =   >:D

Why is it so expensive to get divorced ?

Because it is worth it ! Good things don't come cheap.

Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: robcraignz on February 23, 2010, 12:17:01 am
Hope this doesn't offend anyone, tried to clean up a bit. this is one my wife sent me this morning, thought the local Saffers might enjoy.
 
A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous b...h, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
 
Couldn't seem to include the pic, but the message is pretty much there. :angel:


 
 
 

Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: SaKiwiBoer on February 23, 2010, 07:37:12 pm
  :2funny:  :2funny:  :2funny: Brilliant!!!
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: JAMOMA on February 23, 2010, 07:47:51 pm
 :2funny: :2funny:

Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: robcraignz on February 26, 2010, 03:35:39 am
My Eldest son's contribution today, from SA. :angel:
An Indian Woman walked into a police station in Mumbai where the desk sergeant asked if he could help her.
“Yes” she said, “I want to report a case of sexual assault”.   
“Where did it happen?” the sergeant asked.   
“In the park down the road” she replied.
“Can you describe what happened?”
“Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park when a man jumped out of
the  bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped
his pants to his knees and had his way with me”.
“Could you give me a description of him?”
“Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he
had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on
each leg”.
"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman”, said the
sergeant.
“Yes”, said the lady, “I think it was the South African Cricket Captain”.
“That's very observant”, said the sergeant, “You worked that out from his
accent?”
“No”, she replied. “I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long”. :smiley6600:
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: SaKiwiBoer on February 26, 2010, 06:04:42 am
 :2funny:  :2funny:  :2funny:  Absolutely Brilliant!!!  :2funny:  :2funny:  :2funny:
Enjoy, SAKB
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: JAMOMA on February 26, 2010, 11:28:25 am
 :2funny: :2funny: This is SO good  :2funny: :2funny:
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: frodo/maya on February 26, 2010, 12:04:15 pm
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: excellent !!!
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: alwyn on March 22, 2010, 01:24:32 pm
We should have a health disclaimer to these jokes.
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: Adele2310 on September 29, 2010, 09:54:05 pm
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
I laughed so hard people in the office came to see what was going on.   :angel:
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: Savayla on September 29, 2010, 10:15:53 pm
I needed this laugh today .   :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: robcraignz on November 15, 2010, 09:35:36 pm
A little Irish wisdom for today, "If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at who he gives it to........" :yippee:
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: SaKiwiBoer on November 15, 2010, 10:19:14 pm
Where have you been stranger...  ::)
SAKB
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: frodo/maya on November 16, 2010, 12:09:02 am
yeah welcome back!
Title: Re: Guidelines for the Laugh a Minute Section
Post by: Nolan on July 30, 2011, 11:14:29 am
Just a reminder about the joke rules